im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
what do you mean “becomes unstable” I’m already unstable
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Time for our Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men / Imagine Dragons
I didn’t know I needed this in my life. But I do. A rather lot.
why is this making me emotional
There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
you know your childhood is over when your mom doesn’t ask if you want to lick the cake beaters
you know adulthood has begun when you take the cake beater without permission
you know your criminal life has begun when you take a life without permission
well that escalated quickly