we are all human

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

what do you mean “becomes unstable” I’m already unstable

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

Of Monsters and Men / Imagine Dragons - Time For Our Little Talks
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heliolisk:

literature-nerd:

Time for our Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men / Imagine Dragons

I didn’t know I needed this in my life. But I do. A rather lot.

why is this making me emotional

cottoncandy-cupcake:

There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

kickingleaves:

skepticalmoose:

yesimtherealstrider:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

you know your childhood is over when your mom doesn’t ask if you want to lick the cake beaters

you know adulthood has begun when you take the cake beater without permission

you know your criminal life has begun when you take a life without permission

well that escalated quickly